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Mon Oct 6, 2008, 6:46 PM
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello, and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up; our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You wont be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

During National Mental Health Care week, you can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

Well, my job is done . . .

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O.o almost my birthday ... joy

Tue Aug 26, 2008, 4:21 AM
ok well i started my first day of 8th grade on the 18th of augest and yea.... my birtday ish dis friday augest 29 the aniversery of hurricane david and Katrina the worst huricanes in the united states my eyes hurt does anyone elses eyes hurt?

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V.V i hate my life...

Thu Aug 7, 2008, 6:46 AM
Sorry guys i am not going to be on the computer for a long long long time because of my f'n mother and her stupid bills so she is turning my cell phone, the computer, the Telivision off. I am so sorry Jerica ife ~ultimatesheild4ever i love you plz dont be mad at me i am going to try and go to the library so i can get on but i may not be able to get on the chat rooms v.v . and here are some people that i am :iconmercury13::iconmercury-14::iconxxthedeadkingxx: sorry guys i love you all i hope to see you in library. if you wish to reach me E-Mail me at charliecournoyer@msn.com

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ZOMG SCARRY STALKER HIDE!!!

Tue Jul 29, 2008, 11:42 AM
Everyone, I was informed by :iconxxthedeadkingxx: and I must share it with you.

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS! COPY AND PASTE THE CONTENT OF THIS JOURNAL INTO YOURS


No freaking joke. There's a predator stalking DeviantArt. And he's going under different names in order to hide his true identity. I was asked to copy and paste this to my journal. If you are a member of DA you MUST do the same!

Here is the copy from :devShigodioxin:'s journal:

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THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ! THIS INVOLVES YOUR SAFETY ON DA

I am begging you to read this, there is an online stalker (Jere1234,Caeruleum, Kyakuchuu, all the same person) who recently attacked a dear friend of mine,:deviconkays-elle-belle: . DA has resolved the situation, but this situation is something people need to be cautious and aware of. He has been blocked but theres always a chance that he'll make another account. Im going to post what's in her journal and if you notice any patterns of similarity, please contact DA IMMEDIATELY. This guy has gone thorough great lengths to contact my friend such as making new accounts and pretending to be other people who he's not. If you would, PLEASE copy this entire message and let other DA members know about this threat. the more people know, the better chance users have of not becoming a victim. So please,read, copy and post this again so this information can spread and no one else gets hurt. There is safety in numbers and this sort of thing needs to be stopped!






Read on to see whats in her journal and if you have any questions, contact her here :deviconkays-elle-belle: . She'd would be more than happy to answer any questions you may have so this can be prevented. Please let this word spread.

:devkaysellebell: 's Journal from this morning-

"I am begging you to read this, it will explain the last journal and also warn so this won't happen to YOU."

Jere1234 IS
Caeruleum IS
Kyakuchuu.

This man is most likely a serial killer or sexual predator of some sort. Deviant art staff is handling this for me right now. The man originally added me as Jere1234 and then he notified me that he would be switching to Caeruleum. He asked that I add him. Thinking he was just some nice man who liked my artwork I said "Sure, why not?" On this account he began writing some poems about and TO my girlfriend Kayla, and I. I began to find this odd but being an overly naive and trusting person I was polite about it, commented the poems, thanked him, so on. He wrote a poem about a lifestyle choice that I thought he spent a lot of time criticizing for being different than his own and I believe I posted a comment as simple as "Gosh, what have you got against that, anyhow?" The man literally flipped out. He not only wrote two journal entries condemning me and calling me things between immature and evil, but he also sent me notes telling me how "disappointed" he was with me. A man that I don't know in real life, have only talked to online for a few days, is "disappointed with me." He blocked me, and I blocked him back.

Not long after I began to get several favorites and then a watch from the account Kyakuchuu. I noticed the similar style of poetry and similar interests but I hate people who make assumptions and I'd rather not be one of them, so I just figured it was another poet with similar interests. "Kyakuchuu" soon after began calling Kayla and I "muses" and writing poems about us as well. 2KL he called them-- and informed me that this meant "To Kayla and Ellie" There is a numerous list of them in his gallery. He favorited absolutely every work of mine with Kayla in it along side of me and also any of my pictures that showed my feet. (foot fetishist, obsessive personality: bad sign) He wrote me notes telling of his extensive admiration for Kayla and I, his plans for other poems about us, thanking me for being his "inspiration". All of this seemed very creepy, but I was always thinking, what if this is really just some eccentric old man minding his own business, and he just hasn't got anything better to do. I would hate to just hurt some innocent old man by lashing out at him for no reason. HOWEVER upon talking to Kayla about this, she has taken criminal justice classes. She said that many of these traits sounded like BAD traits and BAD signs. She told me about a type of serial killer called "collectors" Who will collect information, pictures, anything about their subjects, and obsess over them, for a long time before they make any move. She told me that a lot of the time these men will be too smart for their own good and seem kind of innocent but mostly very mysterious. I have never let on in this site where I live as far as I know, all of my friends sites that are nearby me say they live in different places (Luxembourg, Canada, UK, anywhere...) and I was afraid that the longer I spoke to him and tried to be polite because I wasn't sure, the longer I had to slip up somehow and for him to figure out where I live if this was truly his intent.

Well hopefully DA will do something about this, no more little girls need to be preyed upon from the comfort of their own homes. I am not a stupid girl, just too naive. Now that I started investigating it further I have found that this is DEFINITELY the same man, seeing as his first site has some of the same poems that are placed on the second site, and the second site has NUMEROUS poems that are placed on the site he is using now, Kyakuchuu. Some under a different name, but nonetheless, the same poems. That in itself should be grounds enough for being banned from the website. That's more than harassment, that's online stalking.

IF THIS MAN CONTACTS YOU DO NOT SPEAK TO HIM
please I am begging you, complain to DA so they will do something

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MWUAHHAAH

Wed Jun 25, 2008, 8:56 AM
OK I AM HAPPY NOW!!! this is a very short journal

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